Chip Franklin

Previously seen on The CW, San Diego Channel 6

Health Care Reform. Here’s a simpler way of approaching this. A competitive system so prices will reflect demand, (20-50 year-old people use 10% of resources) and a safety net run by private and gov’t for those who fall thru the cracks. The rest is politics and has NOTHING to do with people in need.
Serial Offender. If they are “serial,” why are they still offending? Decriminalize drugs and keep the monsters locked up. Really. How hard is that?.
The phrase “Tea Party.” It’s become a parody of itself. Focus on smaller government. Less redundancy. Fewer taxes. Greater accountability.
“I want to spend more time with my family.” Oh yeah? Stop putting your wanker in some 28 yr-old ho.
“Stop playing political games.” All time favorite. Play my game instead, which is “about the people.”
“Let me be clear.” Really? Then let me be frank. Wait, you’re frank. Then I’ll be Ed.
“Change.” Please. Change your pants first. You’re starting to smell.