Chip Franklin
Chip Franklin

Award winning talk show host, comedian, filmmaker, and musician. Two-time recipient of the national Edward R. Murrow Award for writing and overall excellence.

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Underwear Clean, Terror Mom Claims

oldwoman(ITB) -Shala-ali-Hasan, the mother of Ali-HalaLique Abdulmutallab, says her son may be a terrorist, but his underwear was clean when he tried to kill 330 people Christmas day. The man who tried to bring down a NW flight headed for Detroit by blowing up his underwear,  was arrested and charged with the attempted murder of those passengers, but TSA officials did back his mother’s story.

Bob Strong, a TSA officials based out of Detroit, said a close inspection of the Wal-Mart Mighty Briefs the terrorist had loaded with explosive chemicals revealed no streaks or any other evidence that they were used more than one day. “He’s a lowlife piece of crap,” said Strong, “but his ass was clean.

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107 Responses to “Underwear Clean, Terror Mom Claims”

  1. e cigarette says:

    All that is on my mind is cancer sticks. I really don’t need to light up and if perhaps someone offered a smoke today, I would have to decline. I feel I’m in a pretty awful emotional state and have had trouble staying asleep yet I’m sure I can turn out to be strong. The smokeless cigarettes may help me out in the long run.

  2. Tanna Hoeper says:

    I smoked cigarettes for decades and giving them up had been very hard. I tested out all the stopping techniques but not a single thing helped me stop. Then I found the electric cigarettes. The smokeless cigarette uses a nicotine solution that is made out of nothing but nicotine. Not any cancerous substances at all. They’ve luckily made all the difference.

  3. e-cigarette says:

    I began tobacco use when I was a kid. This ended up being the most severe mistake of my life. Now 30 years down the road and I have coronary artery disease. While trying to get off cancer sticks, I came across the e cigarettes and i intend to give it a try. With a little luck, it will eventually help me with this awful addiction.

  4. Eugene Brott says:

    I stopped cold turkey 3 days ago and its starting to hit me now. My fiance says I won’t be able to do it but I’m so sure on this I can. Today I started feeling aches in my belly and I kinda would like a cig. I will never give up mainly because I am quitting for my little one. I’m blessed to have the e-cigarette. It is very helpful in my opinion.

  5. found you on digg, darn happy I did, best post Ive read all day.

  6. A subject close to my heart cheers, needed a few more pictures though.

  7. I have recently started using the blogengine.net and I having some problems here? in your blog you stated that we need to enable write permissions on the App_Data folder…unfortunately I don’t understand how to enable it.

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