Chip Franklin
Chip Franklin

Award winning talk show host, comedian, filmmaker, and musician. Two-time recipient of the national Edward R. Murrow Award for writing and overall excellence.

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SCOTUS Ruling Leaves Judge Thomas Fuming

070801_Juris_thomasEX(ITB)-The Supreme Court’s recent 5-4 decision to allow corporations to spend more on political advertising has some critics saying politicians are now “for sale” more than ever.  This has drawn the ire of justice Clarence Thomas, who feels that the high court is at a tremendous disadvantage.

“I feel like a bitch,” said Justice  Thomas in an exclusive ITB interview. “Everybody be gettin there share, what kind of fool do we look like.  There are 535 on the Hill, and they all gettin some. Sheeeet, I gotsta be lookin out for me.“

When asked why he was talking ghetto, Thomas said, ”Obama dropped the Negro dialect, and look where it got him. Fitty Cent is a multimillionaire and he’s a punk.”

Justice Antonin Scalia said he would have some friends from the old country look into the matter.

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101 Responses to “SCOTUS Ruling Leaves Judge Thomas Fuming”

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    Adding to my bookmarks cheers, a good fast read.

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