With unemployment at 20-year high, a lot of people are practicing their job interview skills.
Let me help.
First off, get there on time. Yeah, I know you’re taking public transportation, and sometimes they’re late, but those drivers already have jobs. Take the earlier bus and dont sit next to the guy who smells like urine.
Second, ladies, don’t dress like a hooker. I know it worked for Erin Brockovich, but if you looked like Julia Roberts, you wouldn’t be in National City trying to get a $9 an hour job answering phones. So cover the boobs.
And guys, wear a suit, shave, don’t chew gum, and try to cover up that tattoo of satan. It scares your mother, so theres’ a good chance that 60-year old in Human resources will be freaked out too.
And when you don’t get the job, don’t threaten anyone. It’ll show up on Youtube before you get home.
Depressing isn’t it. Well, show this to your 19 yr old who thinking of dropping out of college to form a band. And if that doesn’t work, get him a bus schedule…
