No matter how bad you have to go, a Chicago high school is giving detention to students who take more than three bathroom breaks a semester. In a related story, the school cafeteria has suspended Taco Tuesdays.
More than two dozen “exotic” animals escaped from a safari park in Ohio this week. Not sure why we call them exotic, although one Bengal tiger was found roaming the Clinton compound.
Ford is offering an option for your car that can read text messages out loud. Awesome, except I already have one. It’s called a passenger.
