Interstate 0.8?

RayLaHoodjpg(ITB) In response to yet another rash of DUI fatalities, Transportation Secretary Roy LaHood has proposed a new set of highways exclusively for drunk drivers. The Highway system would be called Intertstate .08 and would force the inebriated to drive where they could hurt only themselves.

The Secretary said that the road costs would be reasonable since they  wouldn’t require smooth pavement, lines, and barriers between lanes.  The proposed road is not without dissent however. Jeff Judah, a spokesman for DAMM, (Drunks Against Mad Mothers) is organizing a protest against the road, scheduled for 2am at the Waffle House right off I-40 in Albuquerque.

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